It's always the fat old ladies.

Not too long ago I got buzzed by one on Boylston. Not only did she buzz me with less than two feet to spare, but her horn was down the entire time. She got stopped at the next light, so as I passed her by, I slammed my fist against her passenger-side door to say thank you. She sprung into action and got in front of me on the way down Harvard, parked her car, got out, and stepped into the middle of the road in athletic stance. As I passed her by, she moved to push me over and off my bike. I responded by shoving her chin up and away. I did not see her again.

That is the story of how I shoved an old woman in the face.

JIHAD!!